Pay attention - this is Crazy Helga at her best!

1. Crazy Helga exits her house wearing her famous "Pro-Life" signs
2. She approachs her pile of junk and pulls a sweat sock over her hand.
3. Using the sweat sock as a glove, she picks up a half-full juice bottle discarded by the trashman, opens the bottle and starts drinking.
4. Still wearing her sweat-sock glove, she returns to the porch to finish her beverage.
5. Helga disappears inside her house for a moment and returns to kneel and genuflect to a wall where her Virgin Mary statue used to be.

She finishes her show by going in and out, in and out of her front door, never quite in, never quite out.

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